Someone’s been crapping on trains.
Says Amit Varma, to whom thanks for the link:
I hope this doesn’t give any ideas to terrorists anywhere. Else, we’ll have terrorists crapping in public places everywhere, and when the intelligence agencies of the US and UK start investigating, they’ll drive through Mumbai’s roads early in the morning and discover exactly where the training camps are.
Seriously, this must be a nightmare for the fuzz.
Detective Constable Donna Fox said: “The man has struck at least 30 trains since August, causing approximately £60,000 in damage and cleaning costs and resulting in many carriages been taken out of service, causing disruption and cancellations to the train services and serious inconvenience to the travelling public. . . .”
If you see this man, says DC Fox, “do not approach him”.