27 October 2006
Shit Sherlock
Brian Micklethwait

Someone’s been crapping on trains.

Says Amit Varma, to whom thanks for the link:

I hope this doesn’t give any ideas to terrorists anywhere. Else, we’ll have terrorists crapping in public places everywhere, and when the intelligence agencies of the US and UK start investigating, they’ll drive through Mumbai’s roads early in the morning and discover exactly where the training camps are.

Seriously, this must be a nightmare for the fuzz.

Detective Constable Donna Fox said: “The man has struck at least 30 trains since August, causing approximately £60,000 in damage and cleaning costs and resulting in many carriages been taken out of service, causing disruption and cancellations to the train services and serious inconvenience to the travelling public.  . . .”

Indeed.

If you see this man, says DC Fox, “do not approach him”.

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  1. He was arrested yesterday:
    Bonney Eberndu, 36, of no fixed address, was arrested at Camberwell Green bus garage, in south-east London.
    Doing the jobs the natives won’t do. Celebrate diversity etc.

    Posted by Mark Holland on  27 October 2006 at 02:37 pm

  2. I hope the police rub this man’s fat face in his mess, rather like you do when training a dog not to dump on the carpet. Cruel, but effective.

    Seriously, one does wonder whether Darwinian evolution is true when one comes across stories like this. ugh.

    Posted by Johnathan Pearce on  29 October 2006 at 11:27 pm

  3. > The man has struck at least 30 trains since August, causing approximately £60,000 in damage and cleaning costs

    Two grand to clean up one turd?  I have a dog with inflammatory bowel disease.  I wish I could charge those rates.

    Posted by Squander Two on  04 November 2006 at 08:31 pm

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