Heard on a West London doorstep

Householder opens door to see two well dressed men. Suspects they could be Jehovah's Witnesses.

JW1: We are in the area today asking people if they have ever known a time when crime has been so high.

Householder:

JW1:

Householder:

JW1:

Householder:

JW1: Er. What do you think?

Householder: About what?

JW1: What I said.

Householder: Why do you ask?

JW1: Well, to see if you agree and then offer a solution.

Householder: What is your solution?

JW1: The government of the Kingdom of God.

Householder: Thank you. Goodbye.

Having heard what the Jehovah's Witness said he wanted to say and not wishing to detain him any longer, householder closes door.